Hi! This blog is a way to share the things I find and a way to keep me looking. I'm Kristy, a photographer and assistant based in London town. I am very curious into the lives of others and this is what feeds my creativity. Enjoy my blog, thank you for looking!

Monday, 22 November 2010

Plot to Kill Lord Whitney!

The Plot To Kill Lord Whitney is a collaborative project between Lord Whitney, writer Cassie Kill and designer Daniel Lancaster.

My great friends in Leeds - The creative duo - Miss Lord & Miss Whitney, have been planning and creating for this great event that took place at The Victoria Hotel, Leeds last week. I feature as the Lobster Girl & as the night of the great Lord Whitney event unfolded, the story that was picked as the most murderous, was the one that involved the Lobster Girl & Vladimir!

"Lord Whitney cordially invite you to an evening of Murder, Mystery and Merriment... Also we invite you the guests to become detectives for the night, speculating and disentangling the mystery of who tried to kill The Lord. After you have gathered your clues and come to a decision, we request you to divulge your theories to us. So our question for you…. is who did it?"

So now we know who did it...

"Although she appears secret and serene on the surface, Lobster girl is harboring a dark secret, for it was she who tried to kill Lord Whitney. But she was not alone in her attempt.

Some fifteen years ago she met and fell in love with Vladimir, the only man to ever have accepted her. They had a child, or children Macha and Dacha, who due to their unusual genes, were born joined at the hip.

Lord Whitney did not prove of the relationship and wanting to take advantage of the twins and their potential for new paying ogglers, he cruelly separated the family and the twins never knew who their parents were.

As added vulgarity, he ordered Lobster girl to endless late night shows and he humiliated her by using her pincers as nutcrackers. The smell of Almonds would haunt her forever!

Vladamir and Lobster Girl, in a stolen moment, hatched their plan to poison Lord Whitney and flee with their twins to live the life they always dreamed of. In one last note to Lobster Girl they agreed to meet after the deed had been done, but Vladimir suspected the Lord had overheard their plan. And he had!

At the suspicious meeting Vladimir had asked 'to discuss pay' the Lord slyly swapped the two glasses set in front of them. He smelt the tell tale smell of Almond on the glass. The poison was odourless but the remnants of the nuts from Lobster Girls pincers was unmissable. So downing his drink the poison rushed into Vladimirs heart, beating with fear and anticipation, Lobster Girl had killed her one true love, and her cruel torturer lived to tell the tale..."

http://lordwhitney.blogspot.com/ for more information about Lord Whitney!x